what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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