I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
The beer is more important than you right now.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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