She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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