I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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