lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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