she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Just high enough for therapy.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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