Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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