btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
