I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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