I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
dude. I can hear the air.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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