I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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