at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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