Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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