How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
is that a dick in a sweater?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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