Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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