Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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