she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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