paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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