I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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