But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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