escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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