But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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