I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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