Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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