Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I pour the whiskey from now on
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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