Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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