Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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