I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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