every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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