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what?
penguin condom
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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