Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You may now shotgun with the bride
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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