it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
just tell him i said nine months
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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