big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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