I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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