Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
we should paint friendship bongs
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