we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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