come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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