Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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