I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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