I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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