He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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