Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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