okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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