I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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