dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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