The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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