I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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