I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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