I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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