Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize