party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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