yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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