There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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