I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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