I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
do nipples grow back?
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